Since we're destined that we can't develop a romantic relationship
we must face the reality
You've taught me not to submit to the traditional feudal ethical code
You've glorified open-mindedness and bold renovations
I'm adamant that being a woman is better
Getting married? Only a moron will get married
Remember, it's great if you can meet someone you're keen on
You must cherish such an opportunity
Don't back off easily no matter what happens
Love can help you solve every problem
Wow! What a 'sumptuous' meal!
You forget the seasoning?
It's tasteless
Our lives need some seasoning too I'm craving for intimacies with you
Let's go to bed earlier tonight?
Dream on!
What's happened to you? You've become so disgusting
Why do you throw a tantrum suddenly? The food really needs some seasoning
Don't walk away! Let's talk about it first
Hey! You needn't hit the table so hard
Don't stop me, please
He needs to let off steam
I've been out of luck recently Stop doing anything that irritates me
Don't get agitated
What kind of cop are you? How come you could lose your pistol?
I just put it down during lunch
I didn't realize I could've lost it so easily
My current suspension may lead to permanent dismissal eventually
Don't pull a long face
Have fun during your suspension Right
I count on you as my guide
Don't count on us. We've been under strict surveillance recently
Hey, hey...
"The “international models" are here OK
The girls are blondes. Have a look Are you joking? They're blondes?
Have a look. They're fabulous and cute
Your friends know the pimp
Keep an eye on them
We've been chasing after this group of "international models“ for almost one year"
The models are actually hookers
To carry out an in-depth investigation you'll pretend you're a whorehouse visitor
The objective is grabbing the boss behind the scenes. Understand?
Yes, sir
They're pretty
Yan Yes?
It sounds exciting? Is it worth a try?
Are you sure?
My recent experience shows that there's no point of being prim and proper
It's wiser to look for fun Maybe it'll help me change my luck
Right You've got a point
Though I was unable to hear clearly what they said
They've behaved normally and there isn't any trace of woman
What? They've behaved properly?
They play mahjong and eat buffet every day
Maybe their guilty conscience has made them become remorseful
so they've stopped being naughty
Maybe they know we're keeping an eye on them
so they're unable to play any tricks
Once they've a chance they'll show their true colors
We mustn't wait for the windfalls We'd better take the initiative and act
Let's create a chance for them
Listen, tell them we'll go and eat a vegetarian meal in Lantau this Sunday
Ask them to go with us
I bet they'll say no
Once they've a chance, they'll misbehave
Right, let's do as you suggest
You'll eat a vegetarian meal in Lantau?
Great! I'd like to get an amulet for my husband too
Let's see each other at the Mui Wo pier at 8 a.m. this Sunday?
Sure...
hello
How's it? Have you asked him?
Well... not yet
What're you waiting for? We've asked our husbands already
All of them said they'd be unable to go with us
Maybe you needn't ask him I know what his reply will be
They'll mess around behind our back
I won't talk to you now I'll call you back tomorrow
Honey Yes?
Tomorrow...
hello
hello, I must be fast
My wife is in the bathroom so I grab the chance to give you a call
Our wives will go and eat a vegetarian meal in Lantau tomorrow
This is a chance of meeting the blondes
You've informed everybody already?
Well, OK, see you tomorrow. Bye-bye
Wai-chun, you'd like to tell me something?
I'll go and eat a vegetarian meal in Lantau with Hung and the others tomorrow
I wonder if you're interested in joining us
Tomorrow? I've got things to do Well... l can't go with you. Enjoy your trip
Let's play Scissors, Paper and Stone to determine who will pick the girls first
It saves the trouble of arguing with each other by than
You're really calculating OK, I'm not scared. Let's do it
Come on 1, 2 3
I'll pick the girls first
Hey, why are you so late?
We always have to wait for you Sorry
OK, let's go
Right Let's go
What's happened to your wives?
What's up?
My wife had called me before I left home
She said she'd been waiting at the Mui Wo pier for almost an hour
She'd tried to call your wives in vain too
How come! They left very early this morning
My wife emphasized that she'd go to Lantau
Hey! What?
We're being followed by a car Are you sure? What?
Don't look back Stay calm
Our wives are in the car
They've wrapped their heads and faces around with scarves
What should we do? Right Yeah?
Don't be scared. Let's follow Plan B
What're they doing in the can?
Let's play a match?
Are you sure? You're no match for us
We're afraid you can't get your breath back
Pompous! $50 for each score?
Make a bet? We'll eat shark's fin tonight
Thank you, thank you
Don't waste time. Let's start the match
OK Let's go
Don't do too much warm-up
They're really playing soccer here?
What?
Let's start it
They've scored already
Go back and intercept it...
I've got hold of it this time
You're inside the goal!
They probably know we're here Playing soccer is just a camouflage
They're smart this time. Let's leave
We're bankrupt!
It's daylight robbery
I didn't know these oldsters were awesome
20-nil! $1,000 is an awful lot of money
The women must take the blame
We not only can't see the blondes but also suffer unexpected financial losses
Good Heavens!
Any Progress?
I still haven't met the targets yet
They won't stay for too long
Try your best to encourage your friends to mess around
Yes, sir. You can count on me Good
Act fast and act carefully
I must tell you one more thing
Though your father-in-law has run away
I've been informed that your wife has met the triad bosses many times recently
It seems they're planning to commit a crime
Keep an eye on her
Pay your debts
Pay your debts now Don't beat me
Don't try our patience Don't beat me
How's it? Any progress?
You've got the stuff?
Yes, I'm paid to solve others' problems
Your dad is our old friend Of course we won't turn your away
We've got the stuff you need
What're you looking for?
You've put them behind your back
I'm old and forgetful now
Check the stuff carefully There's an assortment of pistols
I don't need these pistols
You're really a layman They're the right tools for robbery
You can't use a police pistol because it's got 6 bullets only
Come on, you'll rob? Freeze!
Honey... He's my husband
Your husband? OK
You've lost your pistol I'm worried that you'll lose your job
Anyway, it's wrong to buy a pistol and rob
I'm not going to rob I'd like to help you find your pistol
My pistol?
She's looking for a police pistol? You should've been more specific
She just told my man what she was looking for
She said she needed some pistols so I brought her what she'd asked for
You've wasted our time
Let's leave OK Let's leave
I know you cherish your job very much
A man will take care of his own business
But you're my husband. I won't step aside and watch you being dismissed
Your husband's loss of his pistol is still biting you?
He often throws tantrum recently
He seldom stays at home I don't know what he's been doing
He's upset. He'll try to cheer himself up
That's why we saw him last Sunday Hey!
You didn't go to Lantau last Sunday because you were spying on your husbands
Fu had joined them?
I've told you not to tell her about it
Don't worry. Nothing was found They'd just played soccer that day
They must've found out that we were spying on them
I'm nice to him but he's unfaithful
Don't be too upset. Join our corps
Our objective is stopping our husbands from messing around
Unity is strength. We can get their proof of guilt if we're united
It's really heavy. How can I take it back?
My goodness! I'm being followed
My goodness!
Sis Hing
You've been following me?
I... actually...
Why did you follow me stealthily?
No... actually I'd like to say sorry to you
I'm sorry I've scared you last time
I hope we can become friends again
I've a clear conscience There's no one I've to avoid
It's OK if you don't trouble me again
I guarantee we're always friends
Let me help you
This is my late grandpa
How come my ax-boss and your grandpa were acquaintances?
Where did you get this stuff?
My ax-boss is Chun's grandma She'd lived in an apartment nearby
When Chun moved out of the place she'd left this box of stuff in the attic
Since the building will be demolished soon the landlord called me to take the box away
Your grandpa bought the Phoenix House?
By coincidence, both your grandma and my grandpa came to Hong Kong during hurry ll
Your grandpa even turned it into a restaurant selling western cuisine
The Phoenix House was renamed the Phoenix Restaurant
It was a fad in Hong Kong to be pro-western at that time
Though I've been a regular customer here since I was a kid
I didn't know I'm closely connected with it
But business has been getting worse year after year
I'll close it down
What?
Under the circumstances there's no point of running it
But for sentimental reasons would you give us one more chance?
I'm confident of working out the most affective advertising plan
It'll be in the limelight again and it'll be a going concern soon
Really?
Anyway, it's worth a try
The Phoenix House has a history of over half a century
If we discard it now our ancestors' efforts will be in vain
We shouldn't be the ones who bring the Phoenix House to an end
Have you done what I asked you to do?
Yes, the information I gave Tai Lap-yan is devoid of the history of the Phoenix House
I guarantee he won't find out that Jenny is related to the Phoenix Restaurant
But Tai Lap-yan and Jenny are husband and wife
Are you sure she won't tell him about it?
Come on, don't you know they're having a very tense relationship?
They hate talking to each other
Right
Manager
Hi, Jenny
You'd like to tell us your new project now'?
I believe you've read the information I gave you
You should know very well the performance of the Phoenix Restaurant
There'll be a series of promotional activities for the restaurant
It'll boost the restaurant's performance
so that the it'll become a going concern
What's up, Mr. Tai?
I don't think your plan will work
Why?
The cost is high, the return is low
We haven't got enough manpower It won't bring any benefit to the company
I really don't understand why we've to take up this project
Have you read the information I gave you?
I've read it 3 times already
First time, I guess that it won't work Second time, I doubt whether it'll work
Third time, I'm sure that it'll never work
First, you're lazy so you've made such a guess
Second, you're brain dead so you've cast doubt on it
Third, you're short-sighted so you're sure it wont' work
It seems you're hurling a stream of personal abuse
In this meeting you'll be told what you should do
You won't decide the company's direction, understand?
She's right. Don't argue Just follow her instructions
In future, just let me know your decisions and I'll carry them out
My presence in the meeting is superfluous
You'd better eat your meals alone forever
You may cook noodles for yourself forever
Why doesn't he change the bulb?
You're my superior in the office only Don't ever try to boss around at home
I'm a moron if I do what you want me to do
He knows very well I need to read the newspaper
He deliberately refuses to change the bulb
I've to sleep in the living room anyway
I can save the trouble of switching off a light when I sleep
If you don't replace it, I can do it myself
Look, my help is indispensable
Wow! Cockroach!
He isn't a kid anymore How come he's scared by a cockroach!
Ouch! It's your immediate retribution!
Wow! Ouch! Your immediate retribution!
What a pang today, Jenny! We've achieved what we expect to achieve
I hope this phenomenon isn't short-lived
You're really rude!
Let me introduce her to you
Jenny Yes?
She's Jenny, the mastermind Hello
She'll answer your questions Hi
Would you tell us the purpose of holding this Gourmet Festival?
Recommending the great delicacies to the public is our company's objective
Look at those blondes. They're gorgeous!
You're right! We can just look at them
Understand?
How come Big Mouth Keung is there?
He's the manager of those blond waitresses
No, he's the linkman of the "international models“"
I contacted him last time
"If it hadn't been our wives we'd have met the “models" already
Do you think these 2 blondes are the ones we were supposed to see last time?
I don't know I think my guess is right
Are you under a spell? What??
You'll be in deep water if your wives find it out
Don't scare us
I'll be right back
Hey!
Hello, Big Mouth Keung
Hello, Boss. You and your friends didn't show up last time
You've really missed a lot
You mean the girls last time were those who're serving the party outside?
Exactly!
I thought they were fashion models?
Even fashion models have to do all sorts of part-time jobs
I'll contact you again
You'd better hurry up They'll go to their next port of call soon
Once my bros are ready
I'll give you a call Sure. Bye-bye
Boss, what a surprise?
You greet everyone as boss?
Yeah, it's a habit
The guy who just want out is your customer?
Can't you see he's an outright lecher?
Hey, let me go to the loo first
Take your time Thanks
It's boring to play mahjong here
Our wives have been keeping us under strict surveillance
I was told that the "international models“ will leave a couple of days later"
What? Really?
Yan, what should we do?
He can't help. Our wives have spies working for them
We can't play any tricks
What do you think, Yan?
To shake off our wives we must locate their spies
Have you noticed that cleaning lady? Her bracelet has turned from silver to gold
You're right...
What can we do even we find out the spy?
Money makes the world go round. Buy her off
Manager! Don't be scared
I'll double your remuneration Keep your mouth shut when you see my wife
Next, devise a plot to keep our wives occupied
You may change your pose now
Hello, I'm the reporter of “Career Woman“ a new magazine which will be published soon
In every issue, we've a special column about successful career women in our city
That's why you'd like to interview us?
Yes, we follow closely the pulse of the era We'll advertise woman of the new generation
We support career woman who break with rotten tradition and mentality
You've found the right persons All of us are independent and capable
We're good friends too We often charge and retreat together
If a woman often stays at home she'll become just an ignorant housewife
A career will enrich a woman's knowledge and widen her perspective
It'll strengthen her self-confidence She'll also make good friends with others
I'm so determined that I'll burn my boats this time
What're you talking about?
Sorry, I was too excited It was a slip of the tongue
What're you messing about?
Hong Kong government advises her citizens to warm up before doing exercises
I've bought the one for kids It's too small for me to wear it
Throw it away
Come on, it's a waste
Over! Over! Can you hear it?
Yes, over!
I haven't seen Big Mouth Keung and his blondes yet
Remain vigilant. Don't be reckless. Over!
Yes, over!
One more shot Stop it!
What's up?
Stop pretending or I'll beat you up
What's up? What's up?
This is a fake interview
They were bought off to act here
Ridiculous! We're trapped Where're our husbands now'?
They're having fun on a cruise boat
Ridiculous! Let's go
Where're we going?
We'll face something we don't want to face
Let's go Hurry up!
This is the boat
Let's board it
Be careful. Take it easy. Follow me
Take it easy Be careful Come on
Search... search...
How's it?
No one on the top No one on the deck No one in the loo No one in the cabin
Where're they?
Hey! What're you doing here? What's up?
Where're the man?
They've left already
They've left?
What? How come?
My goodness! We're trapped!
Over! Over! They're in the Sum Sum Hostel
Yan, your trick is awesome. You feinted with your left and punched with your right
I must play safe
We can mess around this time Yeah
Hello They've arrived
The girls are here. Take your time
Come here... here...
Are they good?
Hey! You said they're international models?
Of course! They come from the USA, the UK, Canada, Sweden and France
They were born and brought up there and all of them speak English as well
But you said the girls are blondes?
Right, they should be blondes
Next time, OK? Anyway, are they pretty and gorgeous?
If there's no orange, a tangerine is OK
They're fruits anyway
It's good you're happy I'll leave the girls at your discretion now
Take your time Let's go
Hurry up! Enjoy!
$200?
No, $900
How about $300?
No, $800
Too expensive! $300?
No way!
Oh, what happened? I can't see anything
But I can do everything
You're naughty! You'd like to play hide-and-seek?
Have a shower with me?
No, no, no
OK
Over! Over! Come here right off otherwise I'll do something mischievous
Honey, I'm waiting...
OK, I'm coming
I want Siu Ming, Siu Ming
No, no. I give you money
What?
You can go
Don't tell anyone
OK, thank you. Bye-bye Bye-bye
I'm glad I can sleep alone in peace and quiet eventually
Hello Mr. But
Captain?
The women have left already I've told them to go to the Sum Sum Hostel
Well-done!
Boss, your trick will kill them
Tai Lap-yan should've been doomed earlier
Hey, what happened?
He gave me money and let me go. Bye
What?
He's impotent?
I don't care what's happened Ask that chick to go back right off
She won't stay after she's been paid
Find a substitute right off Tai Lap-yap must be doomed today
OK, OK
Hey! Yes?
Their wives will arrive. I'm off now You'll follow up everything here for me
Sure, you can count on me
Search!
Come on, baby. $400?
No
$400?
You scumbag!
Honey, let me explain
I'll let you talk to the mop!
I'm coming
I've caught you finally
You scumbag!
Hey!
Come on... Come on...
Ma Fu
Honey!
I'll kill you!
Eat it
Wicked Chiu!
Tai Lap-yan
You're wicked. You and your friends are birds of a feather
What's up? I just sleep here alone
You're alone?
Look, who's she?
What? Who's she?
You've the nerve to ask me?
You'd just called me Sissy on the bed
You're now asking me who I am Don't pretend you've lost your memory
What?
I'll get changed
Oh dear!
I really don't know her
You've really let me down
Wai-chun... Don't touch me
Stop wringing my ear, please
It'll come off
Let me off, please
Tai Lap-yan, we're doomed this time
What should we do now?
You can't find any excuse this time
I can confirm that your husbands have been messing around
Messing around? He hasn't finished yet
But Fu is innocent
Look, I've been working Working?
You've betrayed us? Traitor!
Ho, cool it! Let me explain first
Quiet, please!
Tai Lap-yan, I want to get a divorce
What?
I also want to get a divorce... What?
Wai-chun, let me explain, please
Don't touch me! You were caught red-handed I wonder what you can really say this time
I just slept in the room I didn't do anything there
I don't understand why a woman popped up suddenly
You still want to lie to me? You've really let me down this time
Wai-chun... Wai-chun...
Who's that?
Yan
What's up? You look like refugees
A woman can be ruthless and cold-hearted
The She-Devil turned the water off at the mains while I was shampooing my hair
She'd also thrown my luggage out of the house
I was just eating my dinner
My wicked old lady threw my bag out of the door suddenly
I hadn't even got a chance to go back to my house
before my wicked old lady threw the suitcase out of the balcony
She showered me with my underwear too
Wai-chun... Wai-chun... Wai-chun...
Don't throw it, please I'll carry the suitcase myself
Hands off! It's mine
What? I'd thought you'd drive me away?
No, I'll go away
Wai-chun... Sis Chun...
I'm glad we can find a shelter finally
Are you joking?
Staying in hotel is expensive Right
We can stay here as long as we like
Bro Yan, you won't drive us away
Let's get some beer to drink Great!
Hey!
Stop it unless you'd like to eat minced pork and chicken
The dish will be shredded too
I've never seen someone who's so shameless
The evidence is indisputable but he still keeps on telling lies
He even said he's innocent
My husband still behaves like a bully even he knows what he did was wrong
We mustn't let them have their way otherwise they'll be untameble in future
They'll plead for leniency soon We'll ask them to kneel on the glass bits
hold the durians with their heads and eat the faces
It won't work even they plead for leniency It's because my heart has been dead already
I've decided to get a divorce
I'm at your back
You can stay in my place until you've completed the divorce formalities
Sis Hing, there's a saying
"You can advise a man to cane his kid You mustn't tell him to divorce his wife"
Don't add fuel to the flames
You're a man so you'll speak in favor of other men
You'd better go back to work
I've nothing else to do except wiping the tables and chairs and killing the flies
Wai-chun has helped you advertise last time
There were blondes and free tasting
A large crowd of people had been attracted to come here
That phenomenon was short-lived
Give me some more time I can definitely find a solution
I won't let great-grandma's painstaking labor crumble to dust
The barbecued meat rice has become more delicious
when I eat and read the "Antique Cars“ at the same time"
In the past, my wife would stop me eating fatty roast pork
She was afraid that I'd become what I ate
I must eat as much as I like this time
Now I can eat 2 portions leisurely
There's peace when the women aren't here
We must charge and retreat together We mustn't let the women look down on us
Sure Right
Who's that?
Right, who's that?
Maybe the women would like to plead for leniency
Yan Traitor!
I'd really like to beat you up
Let me explain first
If you hadn't betrayed us we wouldn't have been so pitiable
You've betrayed your friends I'll mutilate and disfigure your corpse
Cool it! Cool it!
Yan, we've been friends for a long time. I wouldn't betray you
Since it was a police assignment I wasn't supposed to tell you about it
Think again! I'm not stupid I wouldn't let those women impede my work
It sounds quite convincing
In that case, who's the traitor?
I've questioned my wife already
She said the captain of the boat told them we were in the Sum Sum Hostel
How come! We'd done everything on the quiet
Apart from Big Mouth Keung, no one knew that our destination was the Sum Sum Hostel
Right
Who was the mastermind? Don't'! ask me
Oh well, we're free again We're no longer the slaves of our wives
Our future is bright and promising
The women will be confused and troubled during our absence
They'll beg us not to forsake them soon
Of course!
It's just your wishful thinking
How come only 3 of them are here?
Coach, how can I serve the ball across the net?
Would you hold my hand tightly and teach me how to do it?
Let's start it now
Watching her is a real eyesore
Am I right? Yes
Higher, please
Unbelievable! So indiscreet! The beast and the ugly monster!
Public morals are getting worse These women are harlots and jezebels
Woman who flirt should be drowned to death
Coach, I can serve the ball now Great!
Coach, it's my turn Sure, sure
I'm tired. Take a break? Sure Great! Great!
We're having a lot of fun
Wai-chun has missed a lot
She's busy working on the promotion of the Phoenix Restaurant
She's been working round the clock I'm worried fatigue will make her ill
She's really pitiable
It's late. Let's continue tomorrow?
We can't delay this proposal Well, what if you leave first?
Two heads are better than one I'll stay with you until the battle ends
Sorry, my brain isn't working I can't think. I've delayed our progress
Your husband has let you down It's understandable why you're so upset
Divorce is a sensible choice I'll give you my full support
Henry, you really know what's what
You understand the principles of right and wrong
I'll be glad if Lap-yan is half as good as you
It takes time for you to unearth a person's merits
After marrying him for many years I've become more aware of his shortcomings
Apart from being a male chauvinist
he's messed around behind my back I really don't want to talk about it again
Don't shed tears over such a man
Jenny, you're a nice person
Somebody is willing to wait for you dutifully for the rest of his life
Who's that?
What're you doing stealthily here?
I'm afraid I'm not as stealthy as you
I come back to play gooseberry
Would you do something more constructive?
I'll just watch you two messing about here I think I've been very constructive already
We're grateful if you don't do anything destructive
Shut up! You're carrying on a clandestine love affair with my wife here
I haven't settled it up with you yet
I'm not your wife anymore
We're in a state of separation
I must remind you again It's 10 a.m., the 3rd of next month
We'll sign the divorce agreement in the solicitors office?
I've marked it down with a big asterisk on my calendar already
Don't tell me on that day
that you've been too busy and you've forgotten about the appointment
I've informed everybody about it
I won't skip it because many people will remind me of it
What's up?
Why do you come here?
They'll beg us to go home?
You're probably right
Dream on! We come here to get the recipe of Jenny's great-grandma
Wow! The place is like an unmarked common grave
During our absence
they're just struggling for survival
Don't mistake the paradise for hell We've been living in unrivaled comfort
Even an emperor's bed can't match up with a bed you've got used to
We're free from surveillance and supervision
It's joyous when we're not kept on a leash
Wicked Chiu... grab it
Your trash
You forgot to bring this with you
A new piggy boxer shorts
Duckling socks are my favorite
Dace in black beans
Honey...
Remain sober!
Don't be taken in, OK?
Give it to me...
Return everything to them
We're united We won't change our mind easily
Their apology isn't sincere Don't turn back the clock so easily
It's beyond redemption
Right, remain sober Beyond redemption! Sober!
Stay calm! Let's eat the peanuts Hey!
We don't come here to apologize We come here to display our strength
I've been told that there's a striptease in Ko Lau Building
All the male European dancers are fair-haired and blue-eyed
Their bodies are muscular too
Really? The show must be an eye-opener
They just wear briefs? It's obscene!
I can't wait to see them
Bye. I won't walk you to the door When you leave, close the door, please
Have you heard it? Fair-haired and blue-eyed male European dancers
A striptease of muscular bodies
Briefs in Ko Lau Building
Are they serious or not?